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Overheard from the Road…

It’s Little Raven here and it’s been two whole months since this group of ladies were travelling around the Yukon. Little RavenWhat I will tell you from my perch in the car and other random places I certainly did overhear some crazy weird things over that two weeks.  Since it’s been a little while since this road trip wrapped up I thought it was time to let you know some of these wonderful things I overheard! Little Raven“I’m not a good blower…but I do like it hard.” (While one of the ladies was blowing up an air mattress…)

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“You can get the chips and I’ll totally chip in on that…”

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“Truck Honey… that seems legit!”

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“You love it when someone puts things in your do-hickey?”

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“I’m having a cape malfunction!  Lesson learned capes + backpacks + wind = bad scene”

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“Dirty?!  I do like it dirty…”

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“Did you guys still want to stop at the 5 fingered place…? I’m not sure what we are doing there… But it will be a group thing…and it will be fun!”

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“Can someone get me some diaper wipes for when I’m done? Otherwise I’m gonna stink like diesel…”

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“So you are saying there’s a pull out by the pecker wood trees?”

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“I so want to spend one more night with YOU!”

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“You can’t throw up and hold onto your stick!”

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“Guard rails are for pussies!”

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“You learn to play the banjo…I’ll learn to play the ulklalee and we’ll make a band called ‘the Ravens’!”

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“I just need to have a moment.”Little Raven“I soiled my napkin!”

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“I just ate some bug spray that was on my face!”

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“I licked my arm… I forgot!”

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“Warning: drinky al-e-chol”

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“I have no undies because I am chunking them as I go!”

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It’s 4:47am… “I gotta use the potty…”

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“…at least we are both in cased in our own sausages!”

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“The pirates are watching me I can’t sleep!”

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“The only person I’ve slept with has been my husband, so I may end up spooning you!”

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“I’m going to close the back door.  There’s a front door to this camper?!”Little Raven

“Sometimes you just gotta let a little bit out!”
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“This CHIT just got real…You’ve been messing with my lychee nuts?!”

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“Just One… It was just just one!” (referring to said lychee nuts)

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“Rumming is the way to go!”

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“If you can’t run a race you might as well take the free swag!”

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“Random hugging love it!”

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“But no one in the group has their underwear I haven’t broken them out yet!”

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“Look I made a penis! Ok so it wasn’t me it was the bits and bites…but still it’s a PENIS!”

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“Oh, fuck its only 4:34am…will this night ever end?”

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“Dude, I think there is a bear in that tent next door!”

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“Kennie’s carpet feels so good under my bare foot…”

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“Sarah I need to borrow your blower because my tool is dirty. It needs a good blowing…”

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“Why is my seat warm all of. Sudden? Did I piss myself?!”

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“Can I ask a stupid white girl question?”

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“I love trips where you can laugh about farts!”

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“Hard…. Straight!!!!!! (I like it hard an straight!)”

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“Nothing like a home cooked sausage meal”

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“We do get authentic jolts and jostles from time to time!”

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“He’s just whacking his weeds!”

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“I’ll fill your truck with gas— no problems!”

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“It’s a rod– a nice salty rod!”

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“It would be gummy…. Which wouldn’t be funny!”

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“Omg look at the bugs!!! I’m gonna dye from cancer because of all the deat that’s been on my body!”Little Raven So there you have it…some of the things overheard on this EPIC road trip!  Now if only I could find my way back to Nunavut…I seem to have been lost somewhere in the Yukon! 

‘Oh, they said run?’

 

 

oh they said run!

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Enough said…these ladies are going to be in for lots of fun for the 5km run!  But I bet they will have a blast walking it!

Slogan for an Epic Trip!

 

Although I’m not sure how calm this group of “Five” Crazies will be…in a camper + tents in a camp ground!  You’ll just have to keep on reading to find out what happens on the Grand Camping Adventure…only 57 more days!

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